He's Just Tall Babe

✨ He’s Just Tall, Babe ✨
Because let’s be real, height isn’t a personality trait. This card is the citrus-soaked pep talk you didn’t know you needed. It’s sharp, it’s sassy, and it’s giving you the reminder that closure can come in the form of a pink bath, lemon slices, and a perfectly rimmed cocktail glass.

Perfect for the friend who just dodged a beige soul in tall packaging, or for yourself when you’re reclaiming your main character energy. Healing isn’t quiet anymore, babe, it’s aesthetic, unapologetic, and sealed with salt.

What you get:

• 1 x A5 luxe card

• Printed on 350GSM card stock - smooth, sturdy, and ready to slay

• Comes with a crisp envelope and Saulty Snail sticker (because presentation matters, babe)

• Delivered to your door with postage included (within Australia) in the price - no hidden extras, just straight vibes

Because closure looks better when it arrives in the mail.

Saulty Snail Mail: Because not replying is an art form, and stationery should taste like sea salt and lemon.