We Don’t Chase, We Block

$9.50

🐌 Australian small business

💌 Packed by hand in Victoria

📮 Free postage Australia-wide

✨ We Don’t Chase, We Block ✨

He’s had enough chances.

We’re not sending another text. We’re not checking whether he watched your story. And under absolutely no circumstances are we interpreting a 1:14am “hey” as personal growth.

We block.

For the friend who needs reminding that mixed signals are, in fact, a signal. Send it after the situationship. Send it after the third resurrection of a man everyone thought had finally been laid to rest. Send it when she knows what she needs to do but requires moral support while pressing the button.

What you get:

  • 1 x A5 landscape postcard-style card, printed on luxe 350gsm stock

  • Your personal message added for you

  • A crisp envelope finished with a Saulty Snail sticker

  • Free postage straight to her anywhere in Australia (international postage is $3.50 AUD)

Saulty Snail Mail: Because no man deserves this many chances to disappoint you.

🐌 Australian small business

💌 Packed by hand in Victoria

📮 Free postage Australia-wide

✨ We Don’t Chase, We Block ✨

He’s had enough chances.

We’re not sending another text. We’re not checking whether he watched your story. And under absolutely no circumstances are we interpreting a 1:14am “hey” as personal growth.

We block.

For the friend who needs reminding that mixed signals are, in fact, a signal. Send it after the situationship. Send it after the third resurrection of a man everyone thought had finally been laid to rest. Send it when she knows what she needs to do but requires moral support while pressing the button.

What you get:

  • 1 x A5 landscape postcard-style card, printed on luxe 350gsm stock

  • Your personal message added for you

  • A crisp envelope finished with a Saulty Snail sticker

  • Free postage straight to her anywhere in Australia (international postage is $3.50 AUD)

Saulty Snail Mail: Because no man deserves this many chances to disappoint you.