We Don’t Chase, We Block

$8.00

🐌 Australian small business

💌 Packed by hand in Victoria

📮 Free postage Australia-wide

We Don’t Chase, We Block

He’s had enough chances.

We’re not sending another text. We’re not checking whether he watched your story. And under absolutely no circumstances are we interpreting a 1:14am “hey” as personal growth.

We block.

For the friend who needs reminding that mixed signals are, in fact, a signal. Send it after the situationship. Send it after the third resurrection of a man everyone thought had finally been laid to rest. Send it when she knows what she needs to do but requires moral support while pressing the button.

What you get:

  • 1 x A5 landscape postcard-style card, printed on luxe 350gsm stock

  • Your personal message added for you

  • A crisp envelope finished with a Saulty Snail sticker

  • Free postage straight to her anywhere in Australia (international postage is $3.50 AUD)

Saulty Snail Mail: Because no man deserves this many chances to disappoint you.

🐌 Australian small business

💌 Packed by hand in Victoria

📮 Free postage Australia-wide

We Don’t Chase, We Block

He’s had enough chances.

We’re not sending another text. We’re not checking whether he watched your story. And under absolutely no circumstances are we interpreting a 1:14am “hey” as personal growth.

We block.

For the friend who needs reminding that mixed signals are, in fact, a signal. Send it after the situationship. Send it after the third resurrection of a man everyone thought had finally been laid to rest. Send it when she knows what she needs to do but requires moral support while pressing the button.

What you get:

  • 1 x A5 landscape postcard-style card, printed on luxe 350gsm stock

  • Your personal message added for you

  • A crisp envelope finished with a Saulty Snail sticker

  • Free postage straight to her anywhere in Australia (international postage is $3.50 AUD)

Saulty Snail Mail: Because no man deserves this many chances to disappoint you.